{ m } :: I have great costume ideas for myself, but I want you to dress up with me.
{ t } :: What are your great ideas?
{ m } :: Well, I have like 99% of four different Audrey Hepburn character outfits in my closet already. All I need are some gloves. And maybe a hat.
{ t } :: Can’t I just dress up like one of the guys from her movies?
{ m } :: They just wear suits. That would be weird.
{ t } :: That’s true. Like, why I am I dressed for Church on Halloween?
{ m } :: Yeah, see my problem?
{ t } :: I know—you be Audrey, and I’ll be a gorilla.
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